So, it's the brand new start to a week ..... well, according to the calendar it is! I mean look at it! The week starts with Sunday, not ends with it! So here I sit at 12:29am (and counting) deciding that I was going to start doing what millions upon millions of people are doing now!! I'm going to blog ..... well, I'm going to try!
My first goal is to try to blog something ..... any thing ..... for 30 straight days! Now if I'm going to do this I feel that there are a few things that I should caution you about so hold on while we go through them! The first of those things being ...... I have a short attention span so this whole experience could leave you a little dizzy and queasy or it could have you leaving the page with a really good laugh. The truth is that that is how I feel about most of my days! They fall into one of those categories! The second thing I should admit to is the fact that I have, well, I'll just say it ..... I have a mouth that could make a trucker blush and I'm not shy to use it if I feel that the moment needs it ..... or even if it doesn't! Please also remember that if you're reading this that it's written by a real person, not some computer animated twit that doesn't have feelings. That being said I'll simply put it this way ..... if you chose to comment on anything feel free to do so, but if you must criticize please remember that constructive is always better and if I feel in any way that you are trying to put me down for anything I have to say then keep this one thought in the back of your head ..... I've made good people feel stupid for opening their mouth. I have a quick wit, sharp tongue, and a quick temper. If you feel the need to ridicule take it somewhere else because I will make you feel like you just lost a dance contest to the devil.
So, now on to what made me decide to do this! =) I suffer from untreated adult ADHD and trust me when I say ..... it's bad! I don't mean bad in the sense that I can't sit still. I mean I'm that way too, but I mean bad in the sense that I want to be perfect and have everything around me perfect and no matter how fast I go I never get there. I literally can't sit still for long and my brain never shuts off ..... ever! So, in one of my more lucid moments I decided that maybe there are some people out there that have some of the same thought as me and I'd really like to know where some of this shit comes from! I mean seriously! Does anyone else do crazy things that makes their friends look at them like they've grown a third eye above their nose? Sometimes I think it's amazing that I have any friends because I'm overly honest and usually pretty adamant that I'm right! Not to say that I've never been wrong, because believe me ..... I've been wrong a LOT!!
Maybe the truth is that I just want to give myself a creative outlet ..... because I certainly need another one like I need a third eye ..... to connect with people that like me always wonders where the hell all this shit came from!!
So, until tomorrow ..... yes, I'll be back Luke Skywalker ..... hang in there and take a little time to laugh ..... even if it is at me!!
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